This one just made me laugh from a literal perspective.
Our dog loves people. She’s also been blind since she was 6 months old due to abusive owners. Getting her to behave without jumping on people is tough. Now that we have people going through the house for all of the repair work, etc, she’s been overly present but pleased. Then she settles down to let them do their thing.
I have no idea, though, why it is that she behaves so much better when I’m not around. I’m thinking this is just one of those observation posts for that very reason. Her version of exploring some of my clothing items is to tear them apart. This had better not be a warning!