Today is a huge protest day against the bottom feeders who are taking power illegally. Depending on the outcome, be prepared to be wearing white shirts, blue jeans, and red shoes tomorrow. It will be the precise representation of your real country’s flag. We’ll all be in prison.
Why are the shoes red? It’s not just the bottom of the Russian flag: it’s also because they’re walking on us without concern for the blood.
For today, though, we can hope that the song the Electorates hear in their heads is Bowie’s “We Can Be Heroes.” I hope he’s up there pumping that through their heads right now.