So, yesterday I reported on over half of the early voting polls (10-12 of the 22 in the county) unable to accommodate its voters due to having been set up with the wrong machines. The solution? Calling 866ourvote.org to report the error. They will protect you: within hours I received a call from a Civil Liberties lawyer.
If “man” is trying to steal your vote from behind the board, then raise your arms.
BTW, a pirate ship was actually quite democratic: the elected their captains and voted on which ships to attack. In addition, ship’s codes were a common equivalent of a Constitution.